City Farm Enthusiast Pillows

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

An early space launch attempt.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Where's my glove?'

Wild Cow.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."