Urban Farm Fan Pillows

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Yoyo sheep

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Milkin' Impossible

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Hang on a minute...'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

#FAIL

'Sheep striptease'.