Urban Farm Fan Prints

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Yoyo sheep

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Milkin' Impossible

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

1,572 Performances.

'Hang on a minute...'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

#FAIL