
'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
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'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
'That's a serious tail wind!' 'It's more like a twister!'
Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...
'This'll save a couple of journeys!'
The Farm-To-Sofa Movement
Spring chicken.
Prize winning pig and farmer
'Was that the only balling gun you had with you, Doctor?'
'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.
On your mark, get set....
'Is it slop yet?'
'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'
Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."
Up for a joyride, rebellious barnyard teens figure out how to hotwire the truck....
"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"
Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.
'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'
Aaaah...I pity you my canine friend! That you cannot experience the wonders of 3D!
'So, now you have the flu! You should have come to me MONTHS ago!'
'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'
'Is that the best you've got?'
To market.
Tree Relief
"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."
"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"
Tent Sheep
"All your wife gave me was a little peck on the cheek!"
"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."
The Day Nature Realized It Was Naked. . .
"Why don't you pull over and let us get past, you arrogant self-righteous bastard!"
"We raise our beef humanely."
'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'
"Look at me, Gloria. I've become a cow."
Chickens performing the Sound of Music.
So? You snort when you laugh, too.
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