City Dweller With A Farm Fantasy T-Shirts

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

The Snowcow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

Tofurkey.

Counting sheep.

'Sure I could do it for less, but my philosophy is if I can't make a decent living practising veterinary medicine, then I'll do something else. I could farm!"

Boy on a cow in a field full of giant pasts.

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

Space Cow with Space Flies.

Sign next to a road through a rural area that reads "Next Democrat 50 mi.".

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"

Man dreams of sheep escaping from farm.

It's all done by stop motion photography, don't you know!