City Dweller Yearning For The Country T-Shirts

"I think I'd appreciate the outdoors more if all these stupid trees weren't blocking the view."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

I fart more than that!

High Riders of the Old West

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

A Gated Community.

Last Chance for Everything.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Clandestine cows.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I like friut flies!"

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Painting nature.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

The Scenic Route

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.