Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder
City And Country Dweller T-Shirts
Celebrate city streets or country hills with our quirky t-shirts! Designed for those who love their environment, these tees combine humor and personality for everyday wear.
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"The fish sticks here are very good."
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
'Life is great' down on the farm.
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Country Bumpkin.
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.
Hoodie Hang-out
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'
Sick Building Syndrome
"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"
Can't even hold signs well.
Fish-tank Skyscraper.
"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."
"This city is becoming unlivable."
"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."
Upper West Side Story
How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York
City And Country Dweller T-Shirts Collection
City And Country Dweller Mugs
Explore our range of city and country-themed mugs—perfect for coffee breaks that celebrate your unique environment.
City And Country Dweller Pillows
Bring charm and humor into your home with pillows inspired by city streets and country landscapes.
City And Country Dweller Prints
Decorate your walls with prints celebrating the beauty and character of city hustle and country tranquility.