City Dwellers T-Shirts

Taken By Surprise

Al's City Toe Truck Service.

"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"

"I remember when there were cavemen and Druids on the Upper West Side."

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

Welcome to our town - a great place to live ,work and be outplaced.

'We now call it the green light district, because everyone's degradable.'

Moses as a boy scout.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Hoodie Hang-out

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

A man looks up at the earth

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Can't even hold signs well.

Sick Building Syndrome