Big City Dwellers T-Shirts

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

"Need hug."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Hoodie Hang-out

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Sick Building Syndrome

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Can't even hold signs well.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."