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High-rise Dweller T-Shirts
Celebrate city living with our high-rise themed t-shirts—great for those who love urban adventures and want to wear their skyline pride with a fun twist.
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."
Fish-tank Skyscraper.
'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'
How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York
Upper West Side Story
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."
'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'
'Guess they're still fixing the street.'
"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"
'Honey, I'm home.'
OM, SWEET OM
New York Scatological Society
Natural Phenomena of 15-E
"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"
"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"
'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'
High-rise Dweller T-Shirts Collection
High-rise Dweller Mugs
Explore our collection of high-rise dweller mugs and find the perfect way to bring a piece of the city into their morning routine.
High-rise Dweller Pillows
Discover pillows that capture city skylines, adding a chic and cozy touch for high-rise lovers' living spaces.
High-rise Dweller Prints
Browse our skyline prints that beautifully showcase the vertical beauty of urban life, ideal for city enthusiasts.