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"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'How about a game of cards?'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Opening the Barrel

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Come and get it!"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

OM, SWEET OM

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Student Food Pyramid

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A menu with risks and benefits

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."