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"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Come and get it!"

Opening the Barrel

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Going Down?

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Elevator charge $1.00.

Student Food Pyramid

OM, SWEET OM

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

A menu with risks and benefits

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.