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Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

Shakespeare Street

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Upper West Side Story

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Student Food Pyramid

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Cat and Broom

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.