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With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Big screen TV.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Coffee

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

The Big Tree

Carpet Cows

Biting Slippers.

"Factominiums."

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

Sleeping in skis.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Mongo - litter box!'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Satan in the fireplace

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

Rainy Days

Thanks for house sitting!

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

"I'd better bring in my plants."