Cozy Dweller Pillows

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Big screen TV.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Coffee

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Carpet Cows

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

The Big Tree

Biting Slippers.

"Factominiums."

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Sleeping in skis.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Satan in the fireplace

'Mongo - litter box!'

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Rainy Days

Thanks for house sitting!

"I'd better bring in my plants."