Cozy Living T-Shirts

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

UK snow warning.

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Hey, that's my Snuggie. The Dog Days of Winter.

Enjoying the poshest hot chocolate ever!

Carpet Cows

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Home Sweet Home

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

The Big Tree

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'Mongo - litter box!'

Satan in the fireplace

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Rainy Days

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Bees live in Home Very Sweet Home.

Thanks for house sitting!