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"I am doing something about all the snow. I'm hoping for an early spring."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Big screen TV.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Coffee

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Carpet Cows

The Big Tree

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"Comfy?"

'Mongo - litter box!'

Satan in the fireplace

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'