Cozy Couch Dweller Gifts

"I am doing something about all the snow. I'm hoping for an early spring."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Big screen TV.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Coffee

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

The Common Sutra.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Carpet Cows

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

The Big Tree

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Comfy?"

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'