Couch Dweller Enthusiast Gifts

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Goal!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

The Common Sutra.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Staycation Photos

E-Z Livin'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'

Eventual Motion Machine

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.