Couch Enthusiast Gifts

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

Dog at psychiatrist.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'

The woman who has everything is not the woman who does everything.

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

"You need fresh air and exercise."

Eventual Motion Machine

"Athlete's foot! You're joking?"

American Idle

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Wouldn't it be easier to let me fall asleep in front of the TV like dad?"

Lazy man reading a fitness book.

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"It's the NSA. They'd like you to put on some pants."

Big Brother: The Home Game

'Police? You can call off the search. I didn't realize he was on the couch when I put the slipcovers on.'

'After two years of therapy, I have concluded that you are a couch potato.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

"He's considered a fixture, so he's included with the house."

"Fitbit lag ... "

Elf on a Shelf/Grouch on a couch.

"Can you believe my parents? Taking a 2-week cruise on my future inheritance!"

"It seems like everything these days is new and improved. . . except you."

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

Man Cave Art

Evolution leads to guy watching 1,000,000 channels

Lounging

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

"You know, we actually only ever use two per cent of our fat asses."

"How much for the couch without the potato?"