Couch Connoisseurs Gifts

"You know times are tough when a rugged voice saying 'We're all in this together' dubbed over footage of an SUV snaking down a mountain road is comforting."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Was it something I said?"

"I'm packing in the jogging. It's affecting my health."

'How long have you had a sore back?' - 'Ever since I've been lying on this lumpy couch of yours.'

'You'll make yourself ill sitting there all day thinking up excuses for not working!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Goal!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Staycation Photos

E-Z Livin'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'