Couch Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

Couch and Potato

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Staycation Photos

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

E-Z Livin'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Eventual Motion Machine

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Bummer Time Streaming

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.