Couch Culture Enthusiast Mugs

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Binge Watch

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Goal!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Couch and Potato

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

The Common Sutra.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

E-Z Livin'

Staycation Photos

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Eventual Motion Machine

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'