Couch Culture Appreciator Mugs

'And this button lets you catch up with everything you've missed by turning the bugger off.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Couch and Potato

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

The Common Sutra.

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"I see a couch."

E-Z Livin'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything