Couch Culture Appreciator Gifts

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couch and Potato

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

E-Z Livin'

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Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything