Cozy Couch Enthusiast Gifts

'Yours, is one of the worst cases of acrophobia I've ever seen.'

The Common Sutra.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Baby blanket.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Frigid Cold

Eventual Motion Machine

Exercise vs Laxative.

"C'mere, space heater."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

You know you're getting old when....

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"Comfy?"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Keeping Warm