Couch Session Connoisseur Gifts

''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Goal!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

Staycation Photos

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

E-Z Livin'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'

Exercise vs Laxative.