Couch Session Connoisseur Gifts

''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Goal!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

The Common Sutra.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Bats with blankets.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Staycation Photos

E-Z Livin'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'