Counseling Couch Connoisseur Gifts

'For futher information see the collected works of Sigmund Fredu, Vol 27, pg 23.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Goal!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

The Common Sutra.

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I see a couch."

E-Z Livin'

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Staycation Photos

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Counselling Cash.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Exercise vs Laxative.