Cozy Home Dweller Gifts

John's arrival

'Mongo - litter box!'

"It's time to turn on the furnace, I just saw my breath."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Big screen TV.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Coffee

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"Woof"

Carpet Cows

The Big Tree

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"Factominiums."

Fireplace Projector.

'Brew?'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Satan in the fireplace

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

Sleeping in skis.

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."