Home Dweller Gifts

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

"I'll tell him the cat did it."

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

After a lifetime of hiding his agoraphobia, Kurt comes out of the closet and hides in one.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Turtle Trailer Court

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Come and get it!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Shakespeare Street