Kitchen Dweller Gifts

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Honey? Sweetheart?"

'Your medication should be taken on an empty stomach should such an occasion ever present itself.'

The Potts at home

"Giving up on diet?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

City Boy.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.