Kitchen Wanderer Gifts

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

I made you a cake!

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

The Inexperienced Cook

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Boy baking a cake.

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Time for pancakes!

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Egg Surprise

'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'

Eating raw cake mix.

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'