Home Wanderer Gifts

"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Moses on the web

Pigeon Little

"Where the wild things were."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Hither and Yon sign

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Obsession with the Internet.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Push for Disco...

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'We'll take it!'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Travelogue

Wikipedia...

Clickbait

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

See you at Charing Cross!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'