Indoor Wanderer Gifts

'I said, you're missing a beautiful day.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Meet the scribe"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Pigeon Little

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Push for Disco...

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"