Indoor Vacationer Gifts

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Overdoing it.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Scene on the English coast.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

'How was your holiday?'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Seaside