Home Vacationer Gifts

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home i think they meant in the UK

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."