Home Vacationer Gifts

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home i think they meant in the UK

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Camping.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Easter Island Shades...

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'