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"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"First class, or with children?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Hiding the electronics.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Travelling

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Lounging by the pool

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."