Vacation Home Enthusiast Gifts

"The listing said it's only one block from the beach!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How's it look back there?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

The Day Dreamer.

"Noooooooooooo!"

Vacation Bus Photo

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Yipeee!"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"