Vacation Homes Gifts

"I bought a new summer condo."

'I'm thinking of retiring, but first I'd like to see how many luxury cars and vacation homes I can own.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

Beach con-man.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

World Tour.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'