Vacation Homes Mugs

"I bought a new summer condo."

'I'm thinking of retiring, but first I'd like to see how many luxury cars and vacation homes I can own.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'