Vacation Rentals Gifts

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Sorry son, I rented out your room to backpackers on Airbnb."

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Holiday time.

Airlines

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Club Antisocial

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

World Tour.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'