Vacation Rental Fan Gifts

"Sure, we followed the star - but we found the place on MangerBnb."

Airbnb

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

On holiday...

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"Sorry son, I rented out your room to backpackers on Airbnb."

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'LOL!'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

No Croquet

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

'Luxury box.'