Vacation Rental Fan Mugs

"Sure, we followed the star - but we found the place on MangerBnb."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Caliologist

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

On holiday...

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

'LOL!'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

No Croquet

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

'Luxury box.'

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

'Could you show me something in my price range.'