Summer Retreat Fan Gifts

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Polygamists' Picnic

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Sunbathing in the park

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Canada's winter survival kit.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Remember to lash from the outside!

Lei-ing Hens

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Art for Sale

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

'LOL!'

No Croquet

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"I bought a new summer condo."

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

Daylight Saving

'Been Away?'

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sunblock, for insensitive skin.