Summer Holiday Fan Gifts

'LOL!'

Polygamists' Picnic

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Sunbathing in the park

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Easter Candy Island.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Art for Sale

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Easter Bonnet

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Thanks for the onesie!'

No Croquet

Spring Onion

Spring time!

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"Garlic, garlic, garlic."

Daylight Saving

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Christmas Birds on the Branch

"...'Will feed a family of 4 to 6.' What the heck does that mean?"

"It's October! I can't believe they already have Christmas comics."

"I was not consulted."

'Been Away?'