Summer Fan Gifts

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Sunblock, for insensitive skin.

'Hey George, do you know why they call these the 'Dog Days of Summer?''

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'

Frying An Egg On The US.

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

Football and high temperatures

Sunbathing in the park

Daylight Saving

Hot Dog

Unvaccinated Summer

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Polygamists' Picnic

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

ATM withdrawal

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Easter Bonnet

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Art for Sale

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'LOL!'

Spring Onion

No Croquet

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

Spring time!

Sunbathing in Winter

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

Dog Sun Shade.