Summer Style Fan Gifts

Turbo Tan.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Polygamists' Picnic

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Sunbathing in the park

Mr Metrosexual.

ATM withdrawal

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Art for Sale

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

Easter Bonnet

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'LOL!'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

No Croquet

Spring Onion

Spring time!

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Daylight Saving

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'

1960s.

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

'Been Away?'

Sunblock, for insensitive skin.

Gays of all nations dating bureau - Kiwi Fruits

Hi all it's springtime.

"Wake up. It's springtime."

'His bowling is a rare work of art.'

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".