Classic Summer Fan Gifts

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Sunbathing in the park

ATM withdrawal

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Easter Bonnet

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

Lorne Greene

"Previously on..."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

September Song.

'LOL!'

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

Spring Onion

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

No Croquet

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

Spring time!

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'