Classic Summer Fan Pillows

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Sunbathing in the park

ATM withdrawal

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

Easter Bonnet

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

"Previously on..."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

September Song.

'LOL!'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

Spring Onion

No Croquet

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Winter & Spring

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'