Summer Siesta Fan Gifts

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Polygamists' Picnic

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Sunbathing in the park

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Art for Sale

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

Easter Bonnet

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Siesta-time

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

September Song.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'LOL!'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

Spring Onion

Sheep of the 1970's

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

No Croquet

Spring time!

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Daylight Saving

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

Winter & Spring

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

Closed Cerrado. 1:30PM - 3:30PM. All the stores are closed --- They're taking a siesta. Ah, a "matinee idle"!