Siesta Enthusiast Gifts

"We're hoping to finalize the deal with the Mexican guys later on this afternoon."

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

A Mexican hat with two pairs of legs coming from underneath

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"You were snoring."

"What's with your hair?"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'