Siesta Enthusiast Gifts

"We're hoping to finalize the deal with the Mexican guys later on this afternoon."

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

Closed Cerrado. 1:30PM - 3:30PM. All the stores are closed --- They're taking a siesta. Ah, a "matinee idle"!

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

A Mexican hat with two pairs of legs coming from underneath

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"You were snoring."

"What's with your hair?"

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.